Funny dating stories are often shared by women in particular. Such stories could well become the basis of multi-volume compilations. We decided to take a fairly close look at some of the exemplary and unsuccessful dating stories that girls have shared on the World Wide Web. Some examples are instructive. Others are simply hilarious.
Date Clothes
A girl prefers to wear cute socks on her date. At the same time on the left and right feet they are different. With shoes, this is completely inconspicuous. But the mood improves noticeably. This time, for example, she decided to wear one poison green sock and the other a striped one. In doing so, the boyfriend decides to go with her to the tearoom. That’s where you have to take your shoes off. After that, they never saw each other again.
The guy decided to ask the girl out. But before that, he said, he had a number of important errands to run quickly. But then it turned out that he just needed to go to the shop. But previously he had only gone there with his mother, as he was intimidated by the huge selection on offer. He gave the girl a lift. And then she just blocked his phone.
Romance in a modern version
The girl kissed the guy. Then he just said he wasn’t that good for her. After that, he picked up and left the room.
He talked about being divorced and not having kids. But then we ran into his wife quite by chance. And with his real one, not his ex. And also his four children. And this happened on the second date. It turned out that his wife had found out about his meeting with the girl and decided to teach him. Then they became friends with her. But this happened after she divorced him.
He kissed her as she was telling him about her mother being in hospital. It’s really disgusting and horrible.
If poisoned, Filtrum will help
I’ve been living in China for a long time now. But I can’t get used to the local cuisine. It happens that I order extremely spicy dishes. It’s impossible to change it. That’s why you have to eat everything. Once I had a date with my boyfriend. I decided to eat something beforehand. The dish they brought me was spicy, I had to eat it. The whole evening was ruined as a result.
A first date at a restaurant
Went out on a date. I got dressed and put on my makeup. I did everything I was supposed to do. Got in the guy’s car. He looked at me and offered to wash his face. Now I haven’t worn makeup in two years. My husband’s great.
The guy took the girl out for breakfast. He showed her pictures of all his exes. Probably wanted to brag. But he didn’t realize he was just humiliating her. He also told her about his girlfriend’s great buttocks. A date like that led to the absolute destruction of my already low self-esteem. But that’s okay. I, on the other hand, got a totally free burrito.
He showed up with a friend who was dressed like Michael Jackson. In the car, the friend dropped a bottle. The splinter hit my boyfriend in the eye. Had to go to the E.R. There’s a big line. He’s got everybody playing the Michael Jackson concert.